Monday, January 03, 2005

Melt Your Face Off!!!

Because this was a midnight surprise for some who actually bother to read my nonsense, this post has been delayed; it was actually written on Friday the 31st of December at 6:08 a.m.

It's what you've been waiting for, y'all. Yes, all of you, every single one, have been waiting for this, and this alone.

Even if you didn't know it.

But wait no longer, for it is here!!! And be fulfilled, for this shall complete you. Your waiting shall not have been in vain. Oh, it will all have been so worth it.

Yes!! You've guessed it!!! It's... It's... IT'S.... the Not Dead Raccoon!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, you've been asking for it, and here it is! I give you "Not Dead Raccoon," by some band of youth leaders that has no name:

Not Dead Raccoon — Click here to hear it now!!

Video coming soon!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes! Thank you Tucker! I couldn't wait any longer! Now...you gotta get the video on here too! And FYI...I read your nonsense. You read mine...it's a pretty fair trade, right? ~Megan

Anonymous said...

Yeah now we gotta have the video! Joan says to hurry it up!